Friday, October 19, 2007

PCK teaching sex to Aloysius

This is message from my friend in Friendster
I decided to blog about this, kinda funny.
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable (enjoyable) becaws(because),
same like when you dig your nose with
your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load, den(then) someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ?
Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex when she is having her period?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow(crazy) ah ! Use
your blain(brain), use your
blainnn(brain) ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same
shiok(comfortable) feeling mah. Corlight(Correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain(brain), use your
blainnnnn(brain) ...........................
you go and dig your nose in flont(front) of
your whole class izit(is it) ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in
Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world! also ah!!!


Anonymous said...

haha, it;s funny. I saw this long time ago. But still feel so funny

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! If you read it everyday its still hilarious!!

Minny Chan said...

HARRR JJ u notti har. u teach mami these kinda things. ish ish ish. ;p

SaeWei said...

adoi.. swt swt swt
minny: cheh.. no need reach this you long time also expert ady lar.. HAHAHAHA :P

Cherylyn said...

haha.. was actually stress jus now.. but not anymore! hehe~

Dexter said...

haha... this wan hor...

last time also got ppl send sms like this in chinese wan mar...

siao siao wan... but true also lar...

woman enjoy more than men hor...

Anonymous said...

Heard before..
My friend told me during hse practice a few moths ago in school..
I was practically laughing like a mad person in front of my teachers..

michael said...

this is really funny....wahahaha

JJ Jason said...

Penny, it is kinda funny. ^^
Alistair, if read everyday then will feel bored lar, =.=
Mami, u saw wat SW wrote?
SaeWei, ya lor, she is the one who taught me, :P
Cherylyn, i am glad to hear tat ^^
Dex, wat are u thinking? :shifty:
Delene, Cause it is really funny, but juz some crap.
Michael, hello again, long time didnt hop to ur blog. ^^

Anonymous said...

it's old. but still it's funny. HAHA